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About Us
(Yeah, yeah... here’s our bloody story)
Who actually reads the “About Us” section anyway? Not us. But apparently, you’re supposed to have one because “brand transparency” and all that crap. So here it is.
We’re just two Aussie blokes who grew up in Melbourne. And no, our journey didn’t start with a wholesome love of golf passed down through generations. We weren’t out there on the course as kids with matching polos and pint-sized putters.
Our love for the game came later in life… and by “love” we mean we started playing it and got absolutely rinsed. Slice city. Lost balls galore. Tantrums. Existential crises. You name it. Golf is a cruel mistress, and we’ve been humbled by her more times than we care to admit.
So we said, “Fuck it.” If we’re going to suck at this game, we might as well have some fun with it.
That’s when Hazardous Fore was born. A card game you play alongside an actual round of golf, using cards to help yourself or absolutely stitch up your mates. Whether you’re breaking par or losing your third ball on the same hole, it’s about embracing the chaos and remembering that golf is supposed to be fun. Shocking, we know.
This game turns your round into an unpredictable shitshow in the best way possible. You’ll laugh, you’ll swear, you’ll question your friendships. But at least you won’t take yourself or the game too seriously. Because honestly, life’s too short to walk the fairway with a stick up your arse.
So grab a deck, round up your mates, and Embrace the Chaos.
Vision
To become the unofficial clubhouse for golfers who don’t give a damn about tradition. Just good mates, bad swings, and stupid fun. We want to change how people experience the game. Less ego, more laughter, and a whole lot more chaos.
Mission
To make golf fun again — one chaotic, swear-filled, friendship-testing card at a time. We’re here to remind you that the fairway isn’t sacred, your swing doesn’t need fixing, and the best rounds are the ones you barely finish because you’re laughing too hard.
Values
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Chaos Over Consistency - Golf rarely goes to plan. That’s the point. We embrace the wild shots, bad bounces and unexpected moments that make a round worth remembering.
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Friendship First, Scorecard Second - The people you play with matter more than the number on the card. If everyone finishes the round laughing, it was a good day.
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No Ego, No Pressure - Good golfers, bad golfers and complete beginners are all welcome. Nobody cares about your handicap. Just give it a crack.
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Everyone’s Welcome - Whether you’re a weekend hacker or a hungover first timer, there’s a place for you in our game. Golf should be fun, accessible and open to everyone.
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Don’t Be a Dickhead - Banter is encouraged. Making people feel small isn’t. Have a laugh, know the line and make sure everyone enjoys the round.
