
About Us
(Yeah, yeah... here’s our bloody story)
Who actually reads the "About Us" section anyway? Not us. But apparently, you’re supposed to have one because “brand transparency” and all that crap. So here it is. Buckle up. We’re just two Aussie blokes who grew up in Melbourne. And no, our journey didn’t start with a wholesome love of golf passed down through generations. We weren’t out there on the course as kids with matching polos and pint-sized putters.​ Our love for the game came later in life… and by “love” we mean we started playing it and got absolutely rinsed. Slice city. Lost balls galore. Tantrums. Existential crises. You name it. Golf is a cruel mistress, and we’ve been humbled by her more times than we care to admit.​ So we said, “Fuck it.” If we’re going to suck at this game, we might as well lean into it hard. That’s when Hazardous Fore was born. A card game for the golfers who aren’t about breaking par but are definitely breaking clubs. It’s not about being good. It’s about embracing the chaos, stirring shit up with your mates, and remembering that golf is supposed to be fun. Shocking, we know.​This game turns your round into an unpredictable shitshow in the best way possible. You’ll laugh, you’ll swear, you’ll question your friendships. But at least you won’t take yourself or the game too seriously. Because honestly, life’s too short to walk the fairway with a stick up your arse. So grab a deck, round up your mates, and let’s make golf stupid again. One thing’s for sure — it’s gonna be Hazardous.

Vision
To become the unofficial clubhouse for golfers who don’t give a damn about tradition — just good mates, bad swings, and stupid fun. We want to change how people experience the game: less ego, more laughter, and a whole lot more chaos.

Mission
To make golf fun again — one chaotic, swear-filled, friendship-testing card at a time. We’re here to remind you that the fairway isn’t sacred, your swing doesn’t need fixing, and the best rounds are the ones you barely finish because you’re laughing too hard.

Values
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Chaos Over Consistency
We celebrate the unpredictable. Why aim for par when you can aim for a good time? -
No Polos, No Pressure
Golf isn’t just for country clubs and khakis. It’s for anyone who wants to give it a crack and laugh along the way. -
Friendship First, Scorecard Second
Break clubs, not friendships (actually, maybe both). We’re about moments, not medals. -
Zero Pretension
We don’t take golf — or ourselves — too seriously. And neither should you. -
Inclusivity Through Irreverence
Whether you’re a weekend hacker or a hungover first-timer, you’re welcome in our game. Bring the attitude, not the handicap.
