❓What the hell is Hazardous Fore?

 

It’s a golf card game made for absolute legends who love a laugh more than a birdie. Designed to add chaos, sabotage, and hilarity to your round — it’s for golfers who know they suck and are proud of it.

 

❓How many people can play?

 

Hazardous Fore is made for 2–4 players. Got a bigger crew? Easy — just halve the number of cards you deal, or grab a second deck and let the carnage continue.

 

❓How many cards are in the deck?

 

There are 72 gloriously unhinged cards in each deck — 36 Core cards and 36 Chaos cards. The Core cards set the tone, the Chaos cards blow it up. Every single one has the potential to ruin your friend’s round — or yours — in the best way possible.

 

❓Can I play this sober?

 

Of course. Hazardous Fore is designed to be played sober or with drinks — totally your call. Alcohol might add to the chaos (and definitely to your bad decisions), but it’s optional. If you’re swinging sober, you’ll still have a blast. If you’re sipping something stronger, expect even worse shots and even better laughs. Either way — just make sure you’re playing Hazardous Fore.

 

❓What’s the deal with “Roll & Regret”?

 

That’s our optional 14-sided dice that randomly decides what club you’re stuck with for your next shot. It’s like having a caddie who’s wildly unqualified and possibly messing with you on purpose. Expect ridiculous club assignments and zero sympathy.

 

❓Do you ship internationally?

 

Not yet, legends. Right now, we’re only shipping within Australia. Sit tight — world domination is coming.

 

❓What if I lose or destroy a card?

 

Feel free to play with less in the deck, or grab a whole new deck. Sorry mate, it’s part of the game’s natural selection process. Keep ‘em safe (and away from beers and bunker tantrums).

 

❓Where are the official rules?

 

They’re included in the deck and also on our website [insert link here]. That said, we encourage creative chaos — just don’t be a cheat or a buzzkill.

 

❓Who is this game for?

 

Everyone. Whether you're a seasoned pro, a weekend hacker, a first-timer, or someone just getting into golf — Hazardous Fore is for you. We don’t care how you swing it — we only care that you’re out there having fun and playing this beautifully stupid game.

 

❓Can I return it?

 

Yep — as long as it’s unused, unopened, and you contact us within 14 days of receiving your order. Shoot an email to [your support email] with your receipt and we’ll sort you out.If it’s been used, bent, or beer-soaked — that’s on you.

 

❓What happens if my order is faulty or missing something?

 

We’ve got you. Email [your support email] with pics and proof within 14 days, and we’ll replace or refund your order. No stress.

 

❓Can I gift this to someone who plays serious golf?

 

Sure — if they’ve got a sense of humor. Just know it might shake their grip on reality (and their 9-iron).

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